Friday, January 12, 2007

Erm yeah.

So January and stuff. The diet has not gone so well. It's depressing. WHY AM I NOT MOTIVATED? I don't understand, I get down about it and still eat crap. What is wrong with me. Can anybody give me a fool proof diet and exercise regime? Thanks darlin.

I did though find a job on the job centre website which I am sending my CV to soon. It's for a Data entry clerk position, it's only part time but its better than nothing!

Ooh I am going clubbing on Saturday because it's Jons birthday so that should be good. We will be getting there about half eleven though because James is working late.

Apart from that I am now level 34 on Warcraft... What can I say? I need a job :P

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Retarded? This should be fun. 51%? Heh...

1.[ ] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2.[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3.[x] I have choked on my own spit
4.[x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5.[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6.[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7.[ ] I've told a cop to fuck off and gotten screwed for it.
8.[ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went int my nose, rather than my mouth.
9.[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud
10.[x] I've caught myself drooling
11.[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
12.[x] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh. (sometimes!)
13.[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14.[x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.
15.[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick ur elbow well i dont think its impossible
16.[x] I just tried to lick my elbow. CRAP!
17.[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18.[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19.[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking (that is soo anoying!)
20.[x] I [have used] my fingers to do simple math.
21.[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22.[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.*haha* I ate chicken gizards does that count?
23.[ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24.[ ]I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25.[ ] I've peed my pants when I was HIGH.
26.[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk - I took my skirt off and walked home
27.[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28.[x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29.[x] my friends know not to use big words on me.
30.[x] actually im fun to kick it with and laugh with friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
31.[x] I cock my head to the side when I'm confused.
32.[x] Sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
33.[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
34.[ ] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Instructions:Copy and Paste.Fill in the x's for youOnce you get your answer multiply the Xs' by 3 and you'll see how retarded you are, and put it in the title LOL!

Woo . What you have been waiting for....

1) What was the Best Christmas Present you recieved this year?
Probably the Baileys, Amaretto, money and shadow book.

2) What was the worst Christmas present you recieved this year?
Hair straighteners and pajamas.

3) Whats the best thing thats happend to you in 2006?
Getting a job on my own! And getting fish.

4) Whats the worst thing thats happend to you in 2006?
Erm. A lot. Getting pregnant was a bit of a shitter, lol.

5) What are your New years resolutions?
Basically just to lose this horrible weight and to get another job. Should be simple... Haaaaaa.

6) What are your hopes for 2007?
I hope that I can move on from being miss anxiety UK and have a lot of fun!